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Big Brothers fatal Attractions…..

Big Brothers fatal Attractions

Christian’s fatal attraction to Jasmine

Jasmine traps her man in Big Brother house

Day 6000 ( well 51 , but seems much longer) in the house and Christian and Jasmine’s kissing and groping excited and pleased the Big Brother team so much they decided to throw consistency out the window and extend Jasmine stay in the house (hotel) by an extra day.

All other guest were ruthlessly told to vacate their rooms by 10:00 and to be honest I was glad to see the back of them.

Especially that disgusting, creepy, smelly, gross, nauseating, vulgar John McCririck.

How’s does his poor wife live with such a vile human being, poor women.


Dexter proved to be such a boring guest that I had forgotten he was actually in the house until his departure and his only contribution was to praise Marc for being the best employee.

Did you see Wiki’s (Aisleyne ) & Danny’s face, priceless!

Jasmine on the other hand certainty earned her fee for her stay in the BB House (hotel) and I’m not ashamed to say my toes were curling something shocking as I watched her first entrap and then eat alive that spineless wimp Christian.

‘This could get out of control!’

Jasmine traps her man in Big Brother house

Jasmine proclaimed as she enjoyed a steamy bedtime clinch with the hapless Christian, after straddling him during Big Brother task and shamelessly milking her time in the house until the very last drop.

I knew more about her sexual habits within five minutes of her arriving in the house than I know about my wife’s, whom I have been married to for the past twenty odd years. Hmm, maybe that was too much information.

My Beautiful Wife
My Beautiful Wife

Seldom have I seen such a wanton desire for “air time” as Jasmine’s self promoting trip to the house and I’m sure she will be chuffed with the publicity her antics have generated.

After such a capital performance Big Brother will no doubt be calling on her again sometime in the near future. Perhaps her stay will now elevate her to the dizzy heights off becoming a bb “Legend”

Nick’s fatal attraction to Harry

Poor poor gormless Nick, his time in the house has been ruined by his fatal attraction to the “Toxic “Harry Amelia and I feel he will need some serious PST ( Post traumatic stress ) counselling on his release from the BB asylum .

He started off as a favourite to win the show and was plodding along nicely as the house’s most unlikely Lothario until “Cruella Deville’s” arrival and then it all went downhill fast.

It was obvious to me that she was unstable from the moment she entered the house and I watched with horror and fascination as poor Nick was drawn into her world of anger, rage and paranoia and was slowly but surely beaten into submission.

Some men probably pay her good money for that kind of thing, but poor Nick was on a freebie and was way out of his depth from the beginning.


“If I’m not gone on Friday I’m walking. We’re very different people. I’m the bitch that sees the bad [in people].”

Last night Nick’s had finally had enough and calls her toxic, saying:

“It’s hard to be around you when you’re like this. It’s just toxic. I don’t know how you can be that angry.”

Note to Nick: Nick you need to keep away from this demon and get back on track!!


 Jack’s (Pie Face) fatal attraction to food

I Love Pork Pies

Jack has finally cracked and the cause of his downfall was a…… croissant.

For god’s sake putting that tray of food in front of him and expecting him not to crack was akin to asking a priest to take your ten year old son on a camping trip and it passing without incident , not a safe bet and could only end in tears.

Jack has not really taken to his role as a hotel concierge and is becoming more grumpy and tedious as the days tick by. Had he been one of the hotel guest he would no doubt have enjoyed the task and the luxury of having food on tap and keeping the hotel’s cooks working flat out to satisfy his substantial appetite.

But alas he has been on basic rations and has finally reached boiling point.

The straw that finally broke the camel’s back was a bit of tomfoolery unleashed by Marc’s suggestion that they pretend to eat the croissant and this spectacularly backfired.

Believing he’d really eaten it, Joel and Chloe unleashed their anger. Jack’s response? Was to attack the croissant with blind fury and stuff his face with as much as possible, causing complete anarchy and one Almighty row.

I thought he was going to go over-the-wall at one stage, but thankfully he saved us from that unlikely outcome, as I’m sure he would have got himself stuck on top of the wall.

Cheer up Jack, stop being so grumpy and two-faced.

Danny  fatal attraction to Himself

I love Danny - Off Course

This Smug pretty boy is fast becoming my least favourite housemate ever and he’s continual abuse of Marc is becoming uncomfortable and infuriating to watch. Marc was having a bit of fun with James’s and off course Danny couldn’t pass up the opportunity to bitch about Marc and started slogging him off to James.

Grow up Danny and give Marc a chance, I mean what’s he ever done to you? And stop bleating on about him upsetting other housemates, it’s nothing to do with you and they are all big enough and ugly enough to look after themselves.


( Wiki) Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s  fatal attraction to her Wikipedia page

I love Wikipedia

Can hardly bring myself to write anything about this vulgar waste of space apart from stating Marc is worth ten thousand of you and we know what you’re up to!

Yesterday after she learnt from James & Dexter that Marc was popular outside and had lots of support she decided it was time to bury the hatchet and done a complete u-turn. She’s has obviously decided that it was in her best interest to befriend Marc and offered him a self promoting olive branch

Tickling her own ego and realising that Marc was like decide it was in her best interest to bury the hacket, Please don’t fall for it Marc, she a witch!




Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace – Wikipedia page for those who didn’t know she was a star!

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace (/æʃˈln ˈhɔrɡən ˈwɒlɨs/; born 28 December 1978) is a British glamour model, fashion designer, magazine columnist, actress, and television & media personality. She rose to fame in 2006, when she appeared, and finished third, in the seventh series of reality TV show Big Brother.

Confrontation: Tempers once again flared as Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and Marc O'Neil confronted each other in the Big Brother house on Wednesday evening

Early life

Horgan-Wallace’s mother was Sophia Horgan, a fashion designer, and her father is Steve Wallace, a car dealer. They separated when she was three years old.[1] She was raised as a Jehovah’s Witness by her mother in North London[2] and moved schools several times due to clashes with fellow pupils.[2] At the age of 16, Horgan-Wallace stopped living with her mother and stayed with friends before moving to a women’s hostel.[2][3] She was reunited with her father at the age of 18 after he tracked her down.[4]

It has been reported that Horgan-Wallace won a Prince’s Trust grant to take a beauty therapy course at college, and that she had jobs in shoe shops and as a promotions girl.[2] Her official biography states that she studied at the London College of Fashion, and that she took part-time promotional jobs to help fund her education.


2006: Big Brother

Horgan-Wallace rose to become notable in the United Kingdom when she was selected as a contestant in the seventh series of the Channel 4 TV series, Big Brother, in 2006. She entered the Big Brother House on Day 12, and became known for her clashes with fellow contestants Nikki Grahame and Grace Adams-Short, and for being voted into the “House Next Door” by the public — a secret house, where she was forced to choose who, out of five new contestants, would become new housemates.[5][6][7][8][9][10] Horgan-Wallace reached the final on Day 93; she came third with 22% of the public vote.[11] She was the highest placed female housemate of the series.[12] It was reported that Horgan-Wallace’s popularity shocked the show’s producers, with tabloid sources suggesting that they had attempted to “engineer” the series’ finalists, and did not expect the swing in public support for her.[13]

In August 2010, she turned down an offer to appear in Ultimate Big Brother[14] in order to shoot her scenes as ‘Maria’ in the British urban comedy movie, Anuvahood instead.

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace at a red carpet event

Since 2007, Horgan-Wallace has been a frequent guest on the Big Brother support shows, Big Brother’s Big Mouth, Big Brother’s Little Brother, and latterly, since the show’s move to Channel 5 in 2011, Big Brother’s Bit On The Side.

2007-present: Transitions into television work

Since 2007, she has appeared in a number of episodes of Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe. She has also presented for shows such as T4. She appeared in BBC One‘s Test The Nation, on a team with several other Big Brother contestants.[15] She also made a small appearance on The Charlotte Church Show. She appeared in several episodes of the Red TV series Celebrity: Stars at Work, which aired in December 2007 and January 2008.[16] Following on from this, Horgan-Wallace signed a one series contract with Red TV to film a self-titled, fly-on-the-wall documentary Aisleyne. Four episodes were broadcast, the first being aired on 5 March 2008.[17][18]

In June 2008, Horgan-Wallace made a guest appearance on a special edition of The Friday Night Project, which aired after the launch of Big Brothers ninth series.[19] Her contributions to the show included a sketch which mocked her rivalry with former housemate Nikki Grahame.[20] In August 2008, she made a brief cameo appearance in The Kevin Bishop Show. In October 2008 Aisleyne appeared in Channel 4 and E4’s horror Dead Set, which was written by Charlie Brooker. She played herself in this show. She featured in two episodes – episode 1.01 and episode 1.05. In episode 1.05 she played a zombie version of herself.

On 2 March 2009 Aisleyne underwent a make-under for the BBC Three programme Snog Marry Avoid?,[21] presented by Jenny Frost. She was persuaded that a more natural look suited her. In May 2009 she was interviewed for the E4/CH4 programme – Big Brother: A Decade in the Headlines, written and presented by Grace Dent.

In March 2010 she appeared as a guest diner on the Living TV programme, Celebrity Restaurant in Our Living Room. On 5 May 2011 she starred in an episode of Celebrity Hens and Stags for Wedding TV.[22] She helped organize a stag night in Edinburgh including racing in an off-road buggy. In June 2011 she appeared as a contestant[23] in the TV3 (Ireland) series, Celebrity Salon. She finished runner-up behind TV presenter, Alan Hughes.

In January 2012 she appeared in the third series of the Channel 4 show Celebrity Coach Trip, alongside fellow Big Brother alumna Nikki Grahame. The pair were given a red card on Day 3 of the series after clashes with older celebrities including Edwina Currie and Jean Broke-Smith. From December 2012, Horgan-Wallace became a regular guest on the Loaded TV chat show, Looser Women Live, a programme regularly hosted by her friend, the model and fellow reality TV star, Nicola McLean.

On 11 February 2015 she appeared as a claimant on the ITV daytime show Judge Rinder, in a case of unpaid debt against her fellow former BB7 contestant Michael Cheshire, winning her case.[24]

Big Brother 16

In June 2015, after plans were revealed regarding former “legendary” housemates returning to the Big Brother 16 House as part of “Time Warp” week, Horgan-Wallace was amongst many who were hotly tipped to re-enter. On Day 32, fellow BB7 contestant Nikki Grahame re-entered alongside Brian Belo and Helen Wood. It was later revealed that Horgan-Wallace was meant to enter the House on Day 39, however the plans were scrapped for unknown reasons.

On Day 44, during that week’s shopping task, Horgan-Wallace made her return to the House as the fourth “Time Warp” housemate.

Other work

In 2006, she had a small part in the film Rollin’ with the Nines.[25][26]

After Big Brother, Aisleyne made numerous personal appearances in nightclubs around the UK. She hosted a show for the online radio station, Invincible,[27] was a guest commentator on BBC’s Asian Network[28] and made several guest appearances on Choice FM’s ‘Morning Vybe’ show.[15]

She worked as an agony aunt for More magazine[29] and wrote a weekly column for Reveal magazine covering Big Brother 8 as well as a daily blog on their website. She reprised this role for the programme’s ninth and tenth series.[30]

In September 2007, it was announced that she had taken control of her own career via her management company, Aisleyne Ltd, along with co-director Richard Skeels.

On 10 February 2008 Aisleyne released a fashion range named “Unique by Aisleyne”. She worked with the “high-end” fashion distributors Unique Collections Ltd, to design and produce the outfits. A complementary swimwear range was launched a few weeks later.[31]

It was announced on 24 April 2008, that Mainstream Publishing had bought the right to publish her autobiography, entitled Aisleyne: Surviving Guns, Gangs and Glamour.[32] This book was published on 7 May 2009. The launch party held on 6 May was attended by various celebrities, including Jodie Marsh, Charlie Brooker and Nate James.

On 24 and 27 March 2009, she co-hosted a radio show on SMUC Radio[33] with Eamonn McCrystal.

Horgan-Wallace plays the character ‘Maria’ in the British film comedy Anuvahood, which was released in the UK on 18 March 2011.

On 10 June 2011 she was a judge in the Miss Universe Ireland beauty contest in Dublin.[34]

Horgan-Wallace plays the character of ‘Jasmine’ in the forthcoming low-budget British horror movie, Serial Kaller, which was filmed in April and May 2013.

In March 2014 she launched her own celebrity boot camp named Aisleyne’s Booty Camp,[35] based in a Country House near Grantham, Leicestershire.


Prior to her appearance on Big Brother,

Big Brother’s shame continues…

Big Brother’s shame continues…

Have the producers of BB no shame in their discrimination against Marc and their sycophantic nepotism for the so-called “BB Legends “ and the collection of spineless wasters now taking up space in the BB house? ?

There are many homeless people in the UK, whom need a place to live and I am sure they would be much more entertaining than “ Father Danny “ and his kowtowing , no personality, twofaced side – kicks.

Currently the delusional Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s is on a one woman ego trip and seems to have the full support of the BB team and the wider Big Brother fraternity.

Confrontation: Tempers once again flared as Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and Marc O'Neil confronted each other in the Big Brother house on Wednesday evening

During the highlights last night, the ‘legendary, Aheem…’ housemate got into another intense row with Marc O’Neill, and shouted at the Irishman that at least she had a Wikipedia page.

Get Simon OUT!
Not Such a Twat

Firing back at Marc when he called her face “plastic” and “like Lego”, Aisleyne said:

“You can look at Wikipedia, because I have a Wikipedia and you don’t!”

For God’s sake, anyone can set up a Wikipedia page, providing you have access to the internet and two minutes to spare.

The Yorkshire Ripper and various other psychopaths have a Wikipedia page and you don’t hear them banging on about it.

The girl is a feckin disgrace to the human race and if Big Brother doesn’t step in soon she will hopefully disappear up her on back side.

Once again she was harassing Marc and being aggressive and confrontational and as usual that false git Danny charged to the rescue and poked his nose in where it didn’t belong.

I would even go so far as to say he is bulling Marc, but there’s no chance of Big Brother taking any action, after all Danny Boy will no doubt be a BB “ Legend “ in due course.

Back off Danny Boy, it’s none of your business and the real BB fans have got your number!

As usual the BB team and wider fraternity are delusional about what the public really think and they persist in promoting the likes of Nicky Graham & Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s as BB gold.

You just have to look back on last year when they were all so against Helen and were convinced she had no chance of winning.

Helen Wood

This conviction was reaffirmed frequently on BBBOT , where Emma and the audience ( Super fans whom always get it wrong) practised nepotism on a nightly basis and were convinced they were calling it as it was.

Well they got that completely wrong and Helen walked away with the BB crown and good luck to her, she deserved it.

For the record I am still supporting Marc to win and I think it’s a disgrace the way that disgusting, creepy , smelly ,gross, nauseating, vulgar John McCririck laid into Marc about attacking BB “ Legend” Brian Belo and being responsible for his leaving over the wall.

Brian left of his own accord and boy is he milking it. It was good to see Charlie sticking up for Marc, but Aisleyne wasn’t to happy about it. Bothered?

It’s time Big Brother give Marc a break and give him a task or two. Thus far all the tasks have gone to “Father Danny “and his flock and poor Marc is often left out and ostracised. When will BB wake up to the fact that most viewers like Marc and he has more personality in his little finger than the rest of them put together.

Stop the Nepotism BB , It boring and not very nice.


Big Brother’s Nepotism – Getting a Bit Boring & Predictable

Getting Bored of Big Brother’s Nepotism

Am I the only person in the UK whom is getting a bit miffed with Big Brother’s Nepotism ?

Just watching  Emma Willis as she ( sycophantically)  interviews

emma willis

the infuriating Nikki” Grahame ( I’m a Legend, you know)


And the contrast between her interview with Helen Wood is striking.

Helen is treated like the pantomime “baddie” and the whole Big Brother fraternity gang up and condemn her behaviour.

Helen Wood

I personally  think that Helen is misunderstood and her biggest crime is not being able to articulate her feelings in a  none aggressive  and confrontational way. And you can’t really hold that against her, can you?

Emma kept going on about how   Helen  had crossed the line and how much she had ” Bullied & Harassed ”  Brian & Nicky .

Brian Belo

From where I was sitting Brian and Nicky give as good as they took. In fact it seemed to me that Brain and Nicky were started up against Helen at every opportunity and I know this might not be popular, I exactly felt sorry for Helen.

I know she is fouled mouthed and has no social graces what so ever , but for Gods sake she’s not t Katie Hopkins (foul human being in my opinion )

katie hopkins

and I have always had a soft spot for the underdog.

This post was supposed to be longer and go into the issues mentioned in much more details. But unfortunately I am drunk and the words and room are starting to spin. So time for bed………………………..

Hope he's OK
I have no idea who he is