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Megan McKenna gets a formal warning

 

Big Brother has issued Megan McKenna with a formal warning following her drunken meltdown in last nights show.

See below for Big Brother Rules

 

The Ex On the Beach star launched a violent, foul-mouthed outburst at fellow housemates Tiffany Pollard and John Partridge after a row quickly escalated out of control.

When Tiffany and Megan nearly came to blows, the young reality star was ordered to go into the bathroom before she was called into the Diary Room and eventually removed from the house by security when she failed to calm down.

The argument began when Megan, who had earlier admitted to being “p****d as a fart”, said she was fed up of cleaning up after people in the house.

When John contested that she doesn’t clean up after him, Megan replied: “It’s always John, ‘I’m the perfect one’. I f**king respect people in here, John. I respect people but I’ve lost it in here with you!”

See Mirror for full story

                                                

Big Brother Rules

1.There is no direct contact with the outside world.

    * Big Brother never discusses anything that has happened in the outside world.
    * Big Brother never enters into any negotiations about how certain actions, conversations or events that may have occurred in the house will be shown on the television.
    * Housemates are not permitted to make any attempts to communicate personal messages with members of the outside world by means of written messages, symbols or personalised clothing.
    * If any objects appear in the garden Housemates must not touch or inspect them unless instructed to do so.
    * If people appear in the garden Housemates MUST NOT communicate with them.
    * In the event of any of these events occurring Housemates must make their way immediately inside and close the doors, even if not specifically asked to do so.

2.Housemates are filmed 24 hours a day and must wear personal microphones at all times.

    * Big Brother will not broadcast images from the toilet on the television or internet unless it is being used for purposes other than those for which it was designed. For example, images of two people talking in the toilet may be broadcast.
    * It is strictly against the Rules to interfere for any reason with the camera or sound equipment installed in the House and garden or to do anything which may hinder the working of the equipment in any way.
    * It is against the rules to try and locate and/or acknowledge cameras through the mirrors. It is also against the rules to discuss camera positions.
    * Nothing must be placed in front of mirrors to impede camera coverage. Housemates are forbidden to move vases and bowls and any other decorative items.
    * No furniture can be moved from one part of the house to another.
    * Housemates are forbidden to hang towels anywhere in the House except on the heated towel rails in the bathroom.
    * It is compulsory to wear a personal microphone at all times except when sleeping, showering or taking part in any activity in which the microphone may be damaged.

FALIURE TO WEAR MICROPHONES WILL RESULT IN FINES.

3.The Diary Room is the only place in the house where Big Brother will acknowledge housemates. Visits to the Diary Room are a vital part of the Big Brother experience and are, therefore, compulsory.

    * Housemates are welcome to enter the Diary Room at any time of the day or night.
    * The Diary Room is the only place in the House that Big Brother acknowledges what Housemates say.
    * Housemates may not wear sunglasses or hats in the Diary Room.
    * The Diary Room can only be entered if there is no-one in the room. It is electronically locked at all other times. It will also be locked while Housemates are in the room.
    * Big Brother can call individual Housemates to the Diary Room at any time. Housemates must come when called, failure to do so or responding in an offensive manner to Big Brother may result in disqualification and early eviction.
    * It is compulsory for Housemates to enter the Diary Room to make their nominations.
    * Big Brother is the only person who communicates with the Housemates. On occasion, Big Brother may not answer questions immediately but will always eventually return an answer. Big Brother will not answer personal questions.
    * If a Housemate decides to leave voluntarily, they must explain their reasons why in the Diary Room.
    * Any questions asked by Big Brother in the Diary Room cannot be divulged to other Housemates.
    * Occasionally Housemates may need minor medical treatment. On these occasions professionals will usually treat them in the Diary Room. It is prohibited to try and seek information about the outside world from these professionals.
    * If a Housemate is having a consultation with the counsellor or psychologist (either at their request or at the suggestion of Big Brother) then this conversation will be confidential. It will not be recorded and members of the production team will not be able to hear or see the consultation.

4.Each week, Housemates are required to go to the Diary Room and nominate two people for potential eviction.

    * Housemates must give frank and honest reasons for their nominations.
    * If any Housemate is deemed to be holding back a valid reason for nominating a fellow Housemate, a formal warning may be issued.
    * Housemates are not allowed to nominate themselves or any inanimate objects.

5.Housemates are not permitted to discuss nominations with any other Housemates.

This includes:

    * Any discussion with another Housemate that could be interpreted as a deliberate attempt to influence their nominations.
    * Predicting or guessing who may be nominated or evicted.
    * Discussing the reasons Housemates might use for nominating.
    * Discussing the type of person Housemates are thinking of nominating.
    * Writing down or using materials at Housemates disposal to form names, initials or other symbols. For this reason the use of pens, pencils or any written communication is strictly against the rules.
    * Communicating in code or languages other than English and/or devising other methods of communication.

Housemates are, of course, free to talk about how they feel about the other Housemates. Their good and bad points may be discussed with others but NOT as part of a discussion about nominations.

6.Housemates may not intimidate, threaten or act violently towards any other Housemate.

Big Brother has the right to evict Housemates without warning if their behaviour is deemed to warrant it.

7.Housemates may not communicate in code and/or foreign or sign languages.

    * Housemates are forbidden to write anything using any material or surface in the House eg steam on glass.
    * On the occasion Housemates are provided with a writing implement it is forbidden for this implement to be used for anything other than the express purpose for which it is provided.
    * Housemates must speak in English at all times.

8.All tasks, unless otherwise stated, are compulsory.

    * The supply of food and other household goods is generally dependant on Housemates’ performance in compulsory weekly tasks.
    * Succeeding in the task results in a substantial shopping budget, failing the task means Housemates may have to live on “staples”. Staple foodstuffs are supplied by Big Brother and provide enough calories and the appropriate balance of nutrients from all the major food groups for each Housemate for the week. Big Brother retains the right to change the rules of any task at any stage.
    * In addition to the weekly tasks Big Brother may also set other challenges.
    * If a task is deemed compulsory, any Housemate refusing to take part will attract a fine and may be evicted.
    * The rules of all tasks are non-negotiable.

9.Housemates may not discuss any previous series of Big Brother. Housemates are forbidden to discuss their plans for the prize money.

    * Housemates may not discuss any previous series of Big Brother – either Australian or international – or former Housemates – either Australian or international – with any other Housemate.
    * Under no circumstances may any of the Housemates discuss how they intend to spend the prize money should they win it. In particular, any pacts to share or split the prize money between Housemates are against the rules and may result in the prize money being withdrawn altogether.
    * Housemates may not discuss any aspect of the audition process or any person they met during the auditions or at any other time during pre-production or in Lockdown.

10. Big Brother reserves the right to change the rules at any time.

 

 

Big Brothers fatal Attractions…..

Big Brothers fatal Attractions

Christian’s fatal attraction to Jasmine

Jasmine traps her man in Big Brother house

Day 6000 ( well 51 , but seems much longer) in the house and Christian and Jasmine’s kissing and groping excited and pleased the Big Brother team so much they decided to throw consistency out the window and extend Jasmine stay in the house (hotel) by an extra day.

All other guest were ruthlessly told to vacate their rooms by 10:00 and to be honest I was glad to see the back of them.

Especially that disgusting, creepy, smelly, gross, nauseating, vulgar John McCririck.

How’s does his poor wife live with such a vile human being, poor women.

 

Dexter proved to be such a boring guest that I had forgotten he was actually in the house until his departure and his only contribution was to praise Marc for being the best employee.

Did you see Wiki’s (Aisleyne ) & Danny’s face, priceless!

Jasmine on the other hand certainty earned her fee for her stay in the BB House (hotel) and I’m not ashamed to say my toes were curling something shocking as I watched her first entrap and then eat alive that spineless wimp Christian.

‘This could get out of control!’

Jasmine traps her man in Big Brother house

Jasmine proclaimed as she enjoyed a steamy bedtime clinch with the hapless Christian, after straddling him during Big Brother task and shamelessly milking her time in the house until the very last drop.

I knew more about her sexual habits within five minutes of her arriving in the house than I know about my wife’s, whom I have been married to for the past twenty odd years. Hmm, maybe that was too much information.

My Beautiful Wife
My Beautiful Wife

Seldom have I seen such a wanton desire for “air time” as Jasmine’s self promoting trip to the house and I’m sure she will be chuffed with the publicity her antics have generated.

After such a capital performance Big Brother will no doubt be calling on her again sometime in the near future. Perhaps her stay will now elevate her to the dizzy heights off becoming a bb “Legend”

Nick’s fatal attraction to Harry

Poor poor gormless Nick, his time in the house has been ruined by his fatal attraction to the “Toxic “Harry Amelia and I feel he will need some serious PST ( Post traumatic stress ) counselling on his release from the BB asylum .

He started off as a favourite to win the show and was plodding along nicely as the house’s most unlikely Lothario until “Cruella Deville’s” arrival and then it all went downhill fast.

It was obvious to me that she was unstable from the moment she entered the house and I watched with horror and fascination as poor Nick was drawn into her world of anger, rage and paranoia and was slowly but surely beaten into submission.

Some men probably pay her good money for that kind of thing, but poor Nick was on a freebie and was way out of his depth from the beginning.

Harry:

“If I’m not gone on Friday I’m walking. We’re very different people. I’m the bitch that sees the bad [in people].”

Last night Nick’s had finally had enough and calls her toxic, saying:

“It’s hard to be around you when you’re like this. It’s just toxic. I don’t know how you can be that angry.”

Note to Nick: Nick you need to keep away from this demon and get back on track!!

 

 Jack’s (Pie Face) fatal attraction to food

I Love Pork Pies

Jack has finally cracked and the cause of his downfall was a…… croissant.

For god’s sake putting that tray of food in front of him and expecting him not to crack was akin to asking a priest to take your ten year old son on a camping trip and it passing without incident , not a safe bet and could only end in tears.

Jack has not really taken to his role as a hotel concierge and is becoming more grumpy and tedious as the days tick by. Had he been one of the hotel guest he would no doubt have enjoyed the task and the luxury of having food on tap and keeping the hotel’s cooks working flat out to satisfy his substantial appetite.

But alas he has been on basic rations and has finally reached boiling point.

The straw that finally broke the camel’s back was a bit of tomfoolery unleashed by Marc’s suggestion that they pretend to eat the croissant and this spectacularly backfired.

Believing he’d really eaten it, Joel and Chloe unleashed their anger. Jack’s response? Was to attack the croissant with blind fury and stuff his face with as much as possible, causing complete anarchy and one Almighty row.

I thought he was going to go over-the-wall at one stage, but thankfully he saved us from that unlikely outcome, as I’m sure he would have got himself stuck on top of the wall.

Cheer up Jack, stop being so grumpy and two-faced.

Danny  fatal attraction to Himself

I love Danny - Off Course

This Smug pretty boy is fast becoming my least favourite housemate ever and he’s continual abuse of Marc is becoming uncomfortable and infuriating to watch. Marc was having a bit of fun with James’s and off course Danny couldn’t pass up the opportunity to bitch about Marc and started slogging him off to James.

Grow up Danny and give Marc a chance, I mean what’s he ever done to you? And stop bleating on about him upsetting other housemates, it’s nothing to do with you and they are all big enough and ugly enough to look after themselves.

 

( Wiki) Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s  fatal attraction to her Wikipedia page

I love Wikipedia

Can hardly bring myself to write anything about this vulgar waste of space apart from stating Marc is worth ten thousand of you and we know what you’re up to!

Yesterday after she learnt from James & Dexter that Marc was popular outside and had lots of support she decided it was time to bury the hatchet and done a complete u-turn. She’s has obviously decided that it was in her best interest to befriend Marc and offered him a self promoting olive branch

Tickling her own ego and realising that Marc was like decide it was in her best interest to bury the hacket, Please don’t fall for it Marc, she a witch!