The first fifteen minutes of Big Brother tonight was the funniest thing I have seen on telly in donkeys years and I almost had a heart attack laughing. It had drama, comedy and tragedy and a cast of characters straight out off central casting.
Picture the scene….
Angie Bowie breaking down in the Dairy Room ( after saying she wasn’t going to cry) on being told of David Bowie’s death. John and David Gest are called in to support her and she sees an opportunity and begins milking it like a German farmer taking part in the annual Dusseldorf milking competition.
She gets David and John to promise not to tell anyone and they agree and they all make their way back into the main house.
Angie is trying to hold it together, but without really trying at all and a blind and deaf man would have guessed that she was upset about something .
Angie proclaims that its not just a ” silly cold – its much worst than that ” and Tiffany shows her heart and goes to comfort her. After a millisecond of saying she can’t say – she makes Tiffany promise not to repeat what she is about to tell here . After Tiffany eagerly agrees Angie blurts out that :
“David was Dead”
And Tiffany goes into melt down.
I mean a real melt down – it was as if she had lost a close family member the way she was crying and becoming hysterical .
Now at this point I said to the wife that Tiffany must be a David Bowie superfan , as she seems to be taking his death worse than Angie and to be honest I thought she was acting a little bit unhinged.
Tiffany rushes outside and proclaims to everyone that David was dead as she made her way to the bedroom.
On entering the bedroom she makes her way straight to David Gest’s bed and he’s in bed resting , with the covers over his head. Tiffany looks as if she is going to have a breakdown and is getting more hysterical and unhinged by the second.
Then the penny dropped –
She had thought that David Gest had died and bizarrely some of the other housemates who had followed her to the bedroom had come to the same ridiculous conclusion.
It was absolutely hilarious and a piece of TV gold and it give my humour gene a right good chuckle.
Then things turned dark and fowl and before you could say boo to a goose the rest of the house had turned on Tiffany and lead by the ever vigilant and extremely shifty John Partridge ( did you see what I done there ?) called for her to be thrown out of the house – or else they would all leave.
Hmmmm. Yeah right!
Back to John , who put you in charge and what give you the right to have Tiffany thrown out of the house. You’ve already engineered the departure of the clueless Winston’s McKenzie. Are you trying to get better odds on you winning by getting rid of the competition?
You are starting to become boring.
Anyways they all turned on Tiffany and she came out fighting and it was uncomfortable to for a while, but Tiffany is made of sterner stuff and held her own. Her situation was not help by having the ever clueless Gemma Collins throwing in random clichés and offering useless advice : ” Tomorrow is another day” , being my favourite.
I personally think they were being a bit hard on Tiffany , after all in was a stupid misunderstanding and they need to give her a break and a second chance. Providing that fowl prat Partridge can get off his soap box and shut the hell up – although I doubt it
Chin up Tiffany , after all Tomorrow is another day.
If you’ve not seen it you’ll never know how funny it was.
Oh and that useless nob Johnathan ( I think that’s his name ) left the BB house and I hardly noticed – Bye!