Well it’s been a while since I post to my dairy and I thought I better move my butt and put pen to paper, metaphorically speaking.

The usual things are dominating my mundane life and there’s nothing very exciting to report. I’ve been watching Big Brother and am most disappointed with this new lot of housemates. Simon is doing my head in and has shown himself to be a two faced bitch and my heart goes out to poor Eileen , whom seems to do nothing wrong and yet is abused and dismissed on a casual basis. Also, why didn’t they throw that new Irish twat out for the same crime that brought down the likable, but annoying Aaron. That new girl Harry is a right minger and if I was her parents I would be appalled.

One finally thought on BB, why did the British public get rid of poor Kieran ? , he was the best thing in there and I’m baffled by what he done to deserve such an early exit. Answers on a post card please

Daughter feel in love and then the dirty rat dumped her and now I have a very unhappy teenage daughter on my hands. To be honest the boy wasn’t no where good enough for my baby and I’m glad to see the back of him ,but I think I’ll keep that to myself me thinks. Autumn was such a beautiful happy child and she’s turned into a slightly angry, grumpy teenager, but she’s a good kid and never does anything to outrageous or brings shame on the family.

We’ll leave that to her brother Jude. Him and Colin (BOTH 8 YRS) were upstairs supposable watching Scoobie Doo and Simone went up to check on them and they were watching hardcore porn. I nearly fainted. Simone asked what they were doing and they said they were just having a look, but both were glued to the screen and were watching avidly as a young lady demonstrated how ambidextrously she could use both legs. There will be a Stewart’s enquiry and a suitable child filter things activated on the laptop and any other devices that connect to the web.

Been doing a bit of work on my book and am still positive that I’m moving in the right direction, but I wish things would move faster and I could get a publisher to committee. I have an agency putting together a proposal and hopefully doing the rounds, but as yet nothing solid. Fingers crossed something will be sorted soon, as I really want to share my story.

Final thought goes to Charles Kennedy and the family he left behind, R.I.P Charles , your legacy and memory will live long!

Beannachd leibh

(Goodbye)